Moving Target Forum

In a moment of obscene desperation I asked a controller at City Squint, whom I'm aquainted with,if it was possible to get a start with them.I explained that I'd posted some nonsense on this forum a while back,on the legendary CS thread,and that it may not have gone down too well at Squint HQ.I got a call a few days later and was told that a big cheese at the firm had read the stuff and wasn't impressed.In fact he was "frosty" on the idea of me riding for them.
This guy used to post on here and was a bike courier back in the 90's or something.I was also told that another rider,who shall remain nameless,had to post a retraction of the disparaging comments he'd made on the aforementioned CS thread before he could go back there.Pikey Wayne did exactly that.The idea,I suppose,was that if I were to ride for them I'd have to do something similar.I just could'nt bring myself to do it.
I have been a bit of cunt to some people over the years and there are one or two that I don't care for much but I still retain some fucking integrity.Anyway,had a trawl through the site and found a little gem.

It's a City Sprint Ting
Ooh,d'wanna be a high roller?
Ooh,cuz I'm the controller
ooh,ooh ba-by
Ooh,I'll send you down to Bermuda
I'll be your batty intruder
ooh,ahh ba-by
(chorus)
It's a City,it's a city,
it's a city Sprint ting
Move your body
In your blue and white bling
It's a City,it's a city,
It's a City Sprint ting
You make the most
You are the courier King.


I'm gonna wear down
your sprocket
Put lot's of cash in
your pocket
Ooh,yeah baby
I'll make sure you
wont get shat on
By this geezer
called Pat-ton
Ooh, now ba-by
(chorus)x2"