spoody blunk
  • Bread PedalerBread Pedaler
    has anyone here suffered from spoody blunk, possibly as a result of long hours sitting on a bicycle seat? if so, did you go to the doctore, and did the problem sort itself out or did you find out that you had crushed your crown jewels on your saddle, causing such damage that you had to have your nutsack operated on and your connecting tubes re-attached to the testicle?

    its a bit worrying having red harry monk i tell you :( well thats what errr my mate said anyway.
  • winston
    don't hesitate, go to docs....

    oh and have you got any pics?
  • Buffalo_BillBuffalo_Bill
    Go to the docs right now!
  • Bread PedalerBread Pedaler
    right yes i'll go... I mean I'll tell my mate to go to the doctor's.
  • Gertie
    Yeah I've had that a couple of times. 1st time I went straight to the Doc's, told them that I was a courier and that I reckoned it was some sort of 'impact and/or wear damage' They had a quick feel and then tested me for STDs- which I found kinda insulting as I'd already told them I was 'low risk' Then they did nothing. It cleared up after a week or so.
    It was kinda scarey first time round and 'oh no not again' second time round. bloody hurt building up enough pee pressure to break through the clot if I remember right.
    Seriously though despite my negative experience at the Doc's I agree with the above comments, go and get it checked out.
  • jonaentjonaent
    It sounds like Prostatitis - It is common for cyclists - not serious. You can get it in 2 forms, one that comes on all of a sudden, and one that comes on over long periods of time. Remember, sperm comes from the balls, semen from the Prostate gland, so it is you prostate where the problem is if you have any sort of dis-coloured semen.
  • The.Pike
    angle ur saddle so the back is raised, it worked 4 me.
  • Bread PedalerBread Pedaler
    Right - my semen... Err i mean my mate's semen, is back to normal. Just in case you were wondering. I no longer have to tell my girlfriend that I injected red food colouring into my bollocks to make sex more... erm... colourful. Err... I mean my mate! There's nothing wrong with me.
  • johnsatisfaction
    Had it once, blamed it on me bird. course, thats an excuse that only comes round once a month...
  • Reachy
    Diamond cutter problems?
    http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/329/7470/0-f?ct
  • chris crash
    lies!
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