There's a difference at McDonald's
With our rate cuts, cons and lies,
But our piece de resistance
Is our annual surprise.
We'll work you hard pre-Christmas,
"Thanks for your efforts, mate!"
But your wages stay in our account
At a juicy interest rate.
You should join the real McDonald's - they'll employ.

Any sign of the annual memo?
You know the one:

"Dear peasant,
Thank you for your sterling efforts to earn all of us office staff fat salaries by allowing us to retain 50% of your earnings over the past twelve months for nswering the telephone. We greatly appreciate your commitment.
Having spent a hard 12 months working out how to spend - or in at least one case, how to embezzle - your generous contributions, we are in need of a holiday. We will, therefore, be buggering off early on December 24th and heading to the Bricklayer's for a serious session. Unfortunately, it will take us 10 days to recover from this, so we'll see you all on January 4th, having enjoyed a 10-day paid holiday. Paid for by you. Thanks again for that.
As a consequence, no wages will be paid into your accounts in the week ending January 1st.
I'm sure you understand.
Happy New Year."