I apologise pornomike for some of my stupid rants that may come across as annoying and really boring no offence meant what so ever Hope you dont mind if do my own list of 20 qs interveiw as seeing as dont work as a courier nowdays doubt i will ever be asked so will indulge myself and prob wont make any new posts on here again but hope that everything i have posted has been taken with a pinch of salt
But if your weekend continues to be as bollox as pair of bolloxs just think how much more bolloxs it would be if you dont do the lottery and your numbers come up now that would be real fecking bollocks Nearly as bollocks as the new Minder was with Shane Ritchie or as bolloxs as been told how to spell bollocks not that i have any desire to correct anyone on this site for the correct spelling of any word or use of grammer So rem if decide to open a key cutting service dont call it BOLOCKS as would make the sign writer think you need to get yourself down to night school with that other bollox on here call Mildred So once again hope you are having a fab weekend hopefully better than mine
Would it be possiable The Pike for you to do the 20s on here as would love to read what you have to say as sure it would be dam good read I am sure it would be a good read perhaps not in the same league as Mice and Men dam sight better read than Hamlet but Hamlet is better smoked not excatly condor momment yes thats to real old people on here who rem cigar adverts on the telly who can ever forget smoking in the cinema smokers in the back seats Happy happy days and not a Fonz in site As Fonzy might say SIT ON IT but not sure what he meant then again not sure i mean alot of the time so as The Pike might say BOLLOX
The Pike good for you as i never win never win on my football gambles never win on the lottery in fact if i had a game of chess against myself i wouldnt win but what to do Maybe i will race myself on a monopoly board and you know what i will prob loose that against the dice but unlike Luke Rhinehart i dont let a throw of a dice dictate my life perhaps i should as cant be any worse than waiting wondering what happen to my dear old fiver miss it a lot not that you care
Try Def Punk or get a tardis and go back to the hollywood films that had dirty harry saying make my day punk Happy days the Clash the Specials two tone and when the Rainbow in finsbury Park was a place to see gigs
I think there should be a campaign to keep you here on our forum as you're a natural comedian. I laugh long and hard at your posts. I don't know whether you converse verbally as well as you write, but you may want to consider stand-up. Great craic! Please stay!!
@Mr Mick Mack thankyou i will stay here just for you Every post on here i will do for you as Bryan Adams sang Everything i do i do for you @The Pike i have never fucked around in my life Having the same type of look of John Merrick and John McCormack from channel 4 racing odds were always against me on the fucking around side of life not that i care only thing i really care about is saving up a little bit more money so i can afford to get sky plus (Only a fiver short if only i had never invested in the Charmer called Capt) @Mick Mack seeing as we are close friends now can i stay in your house next time i am in London and do you have sky plus
Mil are you an office bod these days? You shaw like 2 type and im with The Pike and OD BOLLOX Sorry only fun and games but i have been sent the 20 questions.Please dont go(Alison MoyA or somethink)
@Curly i wished i worked in a office least then would not have irate people ringing up complaining about the shoddy bathroom or roof i have just installed i would love to work in a office looking forward to the Xmas office party answering phones and endless supply of biros and paper to take home maybe one day will work in a office but somehow doubt it not till i least get this fucking O level English exam You join the cool in the gang crew im more than happy to have Captain Mysterious on my side essp knowing if i was ever stuck i could always turn to him and borrow a fiver off him and know he isnt the type to ever mention it again Murdock has never stole anything off me i think he has done wonders for the telly and as for his newspapers cant be beaten and all very good value essp the Sun best football coverage bar none plus you wait if Mark Cavendish joins Sky next year you see the coverage that the Tour De France gets next year