i'm sick of these pricks thinking they own the roads, i had an incident last night, when one arse tried cutting me up in a bus lane, got pissed cos i wasn't playing the game, proceeded to honk at me for next minute whilst i tiptoed along at a snails pase to piss him off. eventually i go to make a right turn across heavy traffic, he pulls up beside me starts givin me an earful, i've had enough by this point, so spit at his windows. he didn't take kindly to this. Chases me up a road, swerves in front of me forcing me to endo stop, gets out pins me against a wall, one hand round my neck the other pushing a sharp pointy object into a place where sharp pointy objects aren't meant go. knees me three times, then stamps on my wheel (breaking it) and drives off. DICK!!!
well i for one am sick of these shits, since novenber when i started couriering to now i've almost been killed three times by van drivers agrressiveness (behaviour or driving). i've had enough and since this incident i feel things have been taken to a new level, from now on i shall take my big fat U-lock with me everywhere, and the next time something like this happens we'll c how funny the guy finds it when i knock half his teeth out.
anyone else pissed off by these fuckin twats trying to prove to the size of their tiny shrivled up dicks to themselves?
snails pace cycling is great, and really, really annoys arsehole drivers, I did it down the whole length of brick lane last week after a driver pulled out on me. Just ignored all the honking and screaming going on behind me, very satisfying. Beware using a d lock though, didn't Alan A do a stretch after using one on a cabbie a few years ago? Sorry to hear about your wheel and getting kneed etc, what a w**ker!
If you spit at someone or their windows while working then be prepared for an extreme reaction.I know I'd want to smack a person for doing it to me.That's not to say I have nt done it loads of times.If you re gonna do it make sure of your getaway beforehand.Or ignore the twats and crack on.
Riding home from the pub on saturday I was made aware that not buying another pint was a good idea after having to do some elaborate manouver to avoid being crushed by a Van not indicating and being driven by a fella on the phone.
I let him know i wasn't happy. He then let me know he wasn't happy that I had questioned his ability to drive without the help from his mate on the other end of the phone.
we continued to make each other progressively unhappy.
out of nowhere I calmed right down, stopped shouting, looked him dead in the eye and told him I would burn his van out when I saw it parked. I then photographed him on my phone and wrote his number plate on my hand. gave him one last icy look and fu*ked off.
I don't know if i scared him, but he shut up and didn't follow me. I was lucky to avoid quite a kicking i think. I certainly scared myself. Took a very elaborate route home. erased the photo and washed the pen off my hand as soon as i got in. I'm not tempting fate.
chances are i wont use violence, i'm generally a pacifist, at the time of writing i was very pissed off. but since calmed down after my shop gave me a free brand new wheel, so i dont miss work.
on the subject of spitting, i really dont understand why people get so worked up about it, its only a bit of water! its a lot quicker way of letting someone know what you think of them than have to spend a minute or two getting your point across using every explitive you can think of at the time. i for one just dont have the time for that.
I know a geezer who did three months for a first offence for mouthing off and wavin a d-lock at a bus driver, he never even touched him, threatening behaviour was enough, in the end you get used to seeing the wankas coming...Buddha