Female Only Alleycat. Saturday 5th of July 6ish at the Foundry.
A points race in a treasure cat style...but details and lots of surprises to follow.
Men welcome but only at checkpoints...and in drag (no you can't race in drag)
Women come as your female heroine, come as a man...come as you like but make an effort to dress up (points for costume).
Women of all cycling abilities welcome, this is fun race where its not just about how fast you go, its how much balls you have.
£5 entry all profits going to the LCEF

Being half a man does NOT make you half a woman.

:-)

im just stuck in the middle.

i've been considering it, proper missing being on the road. But going to attempt do some other stuff for now.

"I would feel honoured with as many strong fun female couriers/cyclist to come on saturday as possible."

now you're snubbing the weak boring ones!!!

there aren't any weak or boring female couriers, or cyclists.

cheers fromemory, bring your best dress.

Big shame the lovely Leah 02 has gone abroad for the summer... would give you ladies a right show for yer money : P

If I come down to do a checkpoint... will someone put me up for the night?

WHAT THE FUCKS WRONG WITH BRICKS AND MORTAR?!!?!?!?

will i get to sleep in the bed of a girl whose house smells strongly of smoke with a faint hint of cheap perfume? strangely i quite enjoy that. i think its just because im used to ending up in that sort of bedroom so i dont know anything different.

you can stay with me, but I don't smoke, and my room smells of Chinese incense and Polish courier.

Hey Iron eye be great to have you on a check point (best dress included I hope) you don't need to get their early, about 6 - 6.30
and I also have a living room that smells of dog but has comfy sofas if you need a place to crash.

Wayne has been doing a brilliant job on sorting prizes, so good I'm now annoyed I'm not racing

And it isn't necessarily the quickest woman thats gonna win here, remember its points and their will be some really silly tasks

bollox! by the way i am drunk so disregard everything and blame overboy for lending me a fiver!~

Jesus Wayne,are you getting pissed on a fiver these days?
BOLLOX!

I'm in such a tizz over what to wear tomorrow darling.....

I Have Some Question?
Where can stand the crowd ??

Cheers for that Chandra! Had an amazing time. You have broken my London alleycat virginity. Ali x

pls tell me there someone out there who can make this into a spoke card!!!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/28301337@N05/2641633387/

Cheers for organising the race, good effort on the guys part for dressing up and looking fabulous...everyone dressed up, the race was fun and coming joint first is a lovely touch to the end of my messenger career.....well done Wayne and Chandra for getting it all organised and donating the proceeds to the LCEF....and also thanx to all of you for buying the TShirts ans supporting us (cycling caps coming soon).

Few pictures here:http://www.flickr.com/photos/11103906@N04/sets/72157606011343436/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5CNtIPd7IQ the quality is poo because youtube is rubbish, im trying to upload a better version.

http://www.vimeo.com/1307463

at one point after the race had finished I found myself locked in a toilet cubicle.with Buffalo Bill.Judging the poems the girls had written earlier.It does nt get much more glamorous than that!

"(and someone else i think too..?)"

James Brown

That was fun, but I must remember to, like, eat, like, some food, next time.

I was really happy knowing that the weekend only cost me £18... but self-inflicted illness leading to phoning-in-sick cost me about £50 in lost wages

dear woman in the pow! outfit,

where do you shop? if i had one of those outfits, i think my life would be complete.



thanking you in advance for your cooperation in this matter.

(PS: @ sleeps, thanks! )

Sorry for a delayed Race report intermittent internet connections, but hey here goes

So first off a massive thank you. Thank you to all the lovely men, ahem I mean ladies, at the checkpoints who made such an awesome effort in dressing up and making each off their checkpoints fun.
Also thanks to everyone that helped me figure this out and some of the great ideas I got off people. Thanks to all the girls that dressed up and raced you all looked amazing...it was so so hard to pick a winner.
Thanks to Redrum for filming and putting together that video, that was so cool.
And thanks to Wayne for helping me organise this and sort out all the prizes...oooh yeah and thanks to all the sponsers.
Ok so I think thats everyone thanked.

So In first place was
Joint winners Steff and Nhatt
In joint second place was Sarah Skull and Roxy
and Joint third was Mary and Julia
Also worth mentioning was that I was pretty wasted when I worked out all the points and I think that Ali and Stoyanka had the same points or near enough to Mary and Julia so they deserve a mention too. Basically everyone did so great I can't believe everyone went so totally for it with all the tasks set you guys really rocked.

Little Jon won best dressed man, he really worked those patent white stilleto boots far better than any woman could have and Anna won best dressed Woman with her fetish leopard print all in one outfit. Infact all the costumes were amazing, but another metion should be made to the Menstrual Mistress Mary and Agata who came as Eve.

And Finally Magda won the write a paragraph/poem in the style of Jane Austin task (I might even dig those peoms out and type a few choice selections up here at some point)

For those that weren't at the race the checkpoints were;

Ion Square E2 where we had bra burning in celebration of those seventies feminists.

Bedford Square WC1 where we had makeovers done on each of the girls that came through.

Broadwick street W1 Public Mens toilets where we had the 'pin the penis' on the porn star game. (many thanks Ryan and Janky for setting that one up and Ryan for cheerfully buying the gay porn, it might also be worth mentioning that when I discovered it was Gay pride and gave the guys the option of a quieter public toilets they happily opted to hang about in drag in the middle of gay pride with a giant penis game)

South Street W1 where the girls got revenge by waxing Buffallo Bill, Overdrive and Zander - thankyou so much for offering us your hairy bits

Wyndham Place W1 where we had down as many shots of Rum as you can handle and then Ride Clarences Chopper bike ''the beast"

Henrietta St WC2 the use your imagination to write a paragraph or poem in the style of a Jane Austin Novel

The girls could also pick up bonus points by bringing me items of Mens clothing at any point along the route, and I ended up with loads of horrible smelly socks and pants...so erm yeah well done.

think that covered it